Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, “I GOT THE POWER!”
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Yo Momma’s so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, “What are those”?
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Yo momma is so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked, “What size bucket?” and yo momma said, “The one on the roof.”
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Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, “We are family, even though you’re fatter than me.”
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”
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Yo momma’s so fat and old when God said, “Let there be light,” he asked your mother to move out of the way.
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Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.
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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.
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Yo mamma so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven .
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Your momma is so hairy when she opens her legs it says “Welcome to Busch Gardens.”
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Yo momma so dumb when I said, “Drinks on the house,” she got a ladder.
Yo mamma so stupid she put two M&M’s in her ear and said she was listening to Eminem.
Yo mama is so stupid when the judge said, Order! Order!” she said, “Fries and coke please.”
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Yo mamma so stupid her password needed 8 characters, so she typed “Snow White and the 7 dwarfs.”
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