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primary teacher – trending jokes in english

Mrs Cameron, a primary teacher, was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong.

“All right children, let’s take an example,” Mrs Cameron said. “If I were to get into a man’s pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?”

Little Tony raises his hand, and with a confident smile says, “You’d be his wife.”

newsboy – trending jokes in english

A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, “Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!” Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. What he saw was yesterday’s paper. The man said, “Hey, this is an old paper, where’s the story about the big swindle?” The newsboy ignored him and went on calling out, “Read all about it. Fifty-one people swindled!”

nurse – trending jokes in english

In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he’s driving a car. The nurse asks him, “Charlie, what are you doing?”
Charlie replied, “Driving to Chicago!” The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.
The next day the nurse enters Charlies room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, “Well Charlie, how are you doing?” Charlies says, “I just got into Chicago.”
“Great,” replied the nurse. The nurse leaves Charlie’s room and goes across the hall into Bob’s room, and finds Bob sitting on his bed furiously masturbating. Shocked, she asks, “Bob, what are you doing?” Bob says, “I’m screwing Charlie’s wife while he’s in Chicago!”

Two guys- trending jokes in english

Two guys are driving through Alabama when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver says, “Why’d you do that?”
The trooper says, “You’re in Alabama, son. When I pull you over you’ll have your license ready.”
Driver says, “I’m sorry, officer, I’m not from around here.”
The trooper runs a check on the guy’s license, and he’s clean. He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.
The passenger rolls his window down, and the trooper smacks him with the nightstick.
The passenger says, “What’d you do that for?”
The cop says, “Just making your wishes come true.”
The passenger says, “Huh?”
The cop says, “I know that two miles down the road you’re gonna say, ”I wish that jerk would’ve tried that shit with me.”

man stopped – trending jokes in english

A man stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard days work to relax. He noticed a man next to him ordered a shot and a beer. The man drank the shot, chased it with the beer and then looked into his shirt pocket. This continued several times before the man’s curiosity got the best of him. He leaned over to the guy and said, “Excuse me, I couldn’t help but notice your little ritual, why in the world do you look into your shirt pocket every time you drink your shot & beer”? The man replied, “There’s a picture of my wife in there, and when she starts lookin’ good, I’m headin’ home”!

Made By A Mistake trending jokes in english

Chintu Was Writing Past Tense Of “I Make A Mistake”
Guess What He Wrote ?
“I Was Made By A Mistake”

man fell into a barrel

Last night a man fell into a barrel of beer and drowned – he came to a bitter end.

Stanley decided – trending jokes in english

Stanley decided to lookup his friend Alf, who was a tight-fisted Yorkshireman. He found Alf at his bungalow in Huddersfield stripping the wallpaper from the dining room. Rather obviously, he remarked, “You’re decorating, I see.” To which Alf replied, “Nay Stanley lad, I’m moving ‘ouse to Bradford.”

house again trending jokes in english

A man was in his yard mowing the grass when his blonde neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?” To which she replied, “There certainly is!” My stupid new computer keeps saying, “You’ve Got Mail.”

home from school

Mother: “Why are you home from school so early?”
Son: “I was the only one who could answer a question.”
Mother: “Oh, really? What was the question?”
Son: “Who threw the eraser at the principal?”

boyfriend is cheating

A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she’s overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head. Her boyfriend screams, “Honey, don’t do it…” The blonde yells back, “Shut up! You’re next!”

Two old men – trending jokes in english

Two old men, Dick and Norton were sitting next to each other on the London subway [tube]. Their hearing isn’t good.

Dick mutters, ‘Is this Wembley?’

‘No,’ says Norton, ‘It’s Thursday.’

Dick answers, ‘OK then, let’s find a pub and have a drink.’

wear bells trending jokes in english

Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.

Irish and the Scots

Did you hear what the English, the Irish and the Scots did when they heard the world was coming to an end? The English all went out and got drunk. The Irish all went to church. And the Scots had a closing down sale.

birds sitting

A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little Johnny. He replies, “None, they all fly away with the first gun shot” The teacher replies, “The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.” Then, Little Johnny says “I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?”The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied “Well I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone” To which LittleJohnny replied, “The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.”

driving your car – trending jokes in english

What do you do if you are driving your car in central London and you see a space man? Park in it, of course.

husband – wife trending jokes in english

Definition of Honeymoon:
a man’s last holiday
before he starts working
for a new boss !!

very funny husband wife jokes in english-
Banta: How the word “Wife” was invented?
Santa: They took the first two and last two letters of “Wildlife”!

Two Golden rules of Very Happy Marriage
1-The wife is always right.
2-When you feel she is wrong slap yourself and read rule number 1 again.
Boys By the way this rules also applied on girlfriend.

Wife is angry as hubby stands too close to a beautiful girl in bus, girl slaps him for pinching.
Hubby to wife: I swear I didn’t .
Wife: I know, I did it.

Lady Secretary: Sir, It’s ur wife’s call.
She wants to kiss U on the phone.
Boss: I am busy. U may take the msg & pass it on to me, later.

dirty trending jokes in english

A little boy and his friends are being called bastards and bitches by bullies at school. The boy goes home and asks, “Dad, what are bastards and bitches?” And his dad replies, “Bitches are ladies and bastards are gentlemen.” Then the boy goes upstairs to see his mom. As he enters the room, he accidentally drops a perfume bottle, and his mom says, “Shit!” “Mom, what is shit?” and she says, “Perfume.” So he goes to see his dad (who is carving a chicken), and his dad cuts himself and yells, “Fuck!” The boy asks, “Dad, what does fuck mean?” and dad says “preparing.” Then he follows his dad upstairs. A few minutes later his mom and dad are about to have sex when his dad says, “Where are the condoms?” The little boy asks, “What are condoms?” and his father says, “Condoms are coats and jackets.” The following night his father invites over some important business clients. The boy opens the door for them and says, “Hello! Please come in, Bastards and bitches. Hang your condoms up here, my mom is upstairs rubbing shit on her face and my dad is downstairs fucking the chicken.

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion

A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell ‘scrotum’?” Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, “Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole.” The grandfather replies, “I’ll bet you five dollars you can’t. It’s too wiggly and limp to put back in that tiny hole.” The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to slip the dying worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, “Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars.” The grandfather replies, “I know. That’s from Grandma