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- the newscaster
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, “Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.” The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, “That’s horrible!” Confused, he replies, “Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved.” After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, “How many is a Brazilian?”
- blonde are walking
A brunette and blonde are walking in the park when the brunette says, “Aw, look at the dead birdie.” The blonde looks up and says, “Where?”
- confuse a blonde
How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the corner.
- redhead are running
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They run into an old barn and hide in potato sacks. The officer chasing them walks into the barn looking for them. He kicks the first sack with the redhead inside and the redhead says, “Woof woof!” The cop thinks it’s a dog, so he walks to the next one. He kicks the second bag with the brunette, and she says, “Meow meow!” The cop believes it’s a cat and moves on. He kicks the third bag with the blonde, and the blonde yells, “Potato potato!”
- Florida or the Sun
So I asked a blonde, “Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?” She said, “The Sun, because I can look up and see it.
- The United States
Brunette: “Where were you born?”
Blonde: “The United States.”
Brunette: “Which part?”
Blonde: “My whole body.”
- iPad in a blender
Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.
- blondes walk
Three blondes walk into a building. You’d think one of them would’ve seen it…..
- finished a jigsaw
Did you hear about the blonde that got excited? She finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months, when the box said, “two to four years.”
- drifts over a desert
What is red and drifts over a desert?
A fart with a sunburn.
- smells like worms
What is transparent and smells like worms?
A bird’s fart 🙂
- bad news
Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
Michael: The good news.
Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.
- may I disturb
Excuse me, may I disturb you shortly?
Of course, what is it?
Nothing, I just wanted to disturb you.
- clearly never
What flutters about and clearly never had a bath in its entire life?
- incredible Sulk
What is green and sits crying in the corner?
The incredible Sulk.
- planning to get
My friend was planning to get a Labrador. Is he mad?! Hasn’t he seen how many of their owners go blind?!”
- master of fast
“I am a master of fast calculations.”
“OK, what is 758 time 642 divided by 5?”
“Ha ha, that’s wrong!”
“Might be, but it was fast!”
- A zebra
What’s black, red, black, red, black, red?
A zebra with a sun burn.
- how many times
Girl: So, how many times a day do you shave?
Man: Well, about 15-20 times every day.
Girl: My god, are you some kind of crazy?
Man: No, I’m a barber.
- favorite memories
One of my favorite memories as a kid was when my brothers used to put me inside a tire and roll me down a hill. They were Goodyears!