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Santa returns

Santa returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father, ‘Dad, today we had a spelling class. All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am a Sardar?’ ‘No son, that’s because you are intelligent.’ Santa seemed content with the answer, asks his father another question, ‘Dad, today we had Maths class. All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am a Sardar ?’ ‘No son, that’s because you are intelligent,’ replies his…
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hard of hearing

Santa, hard of hearing, realises that he needs to buy a hearing aid, but he feels unwilling to spend too much money. ‘How much do they cost?’ he asks Manbir, the shopkeeper. ‘That depends,’ says. Manbir, ‘They run from £20 to £2,000.’ ‘Let’s see the £20 model,’ asks Santa. Manbir puts the device around Santa’s neck instructing, ‘You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket.’ ‘How does it work?’ Santa inquires. ‘For only £20 it doesn’t work,” Manbir replies, ‘But when people see it on you, they’ll talk louder!’ 00
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sell curtains

Santa enters a shop that sell curtains. He announces to Gurdaya, the salesman, ‘I would like to buy a pair of green curtains.’ The salesman assures him that they had a large selection of green curtains. Gurdaya shows him several patterns, but Santa seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally, he selects a smashing green floral print. The salesman asked what size curtains he requires. 00
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preparing wedding cards

Santa and Jeeto were preparing wedding cards for their son at the printers. Jeeto was not very good at English so she asked the printer to help her. After the printer had presented her with a draft, she quickly pointed out that the “RSVP ” was missing . The printer was surprised by Jeeto’s knowledge and asked her if she knew what it meant. Jeeto started to think and after much thought he replied, ‘Vait! I remember. I remember – RSVP. It means “Remember, Send Vedding Present.”‘ 00
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Santa is in Delhi

Santa is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Santa says agrees. ‘Give me a thousand rupees and I’ll go get a ladder.’ The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Santa figures he has been made a fool by that man. On the next day Santa is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. ‘Give me a thousand rupees and I’ll go get a ladder.’…
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