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May I take your order?” the blonde waitress asked. “Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?” “Nothing special sir,” she replied, “we just tell them straight out that theyre going to die. +10
May I take your order?” the blonde waitress asked. “Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?” “Nothing special sir,” she replied, “we just tell them straight out that theyre going to die. +10
There are three blondes who are on a road trip. As they are driving through the desert, their car breaks down. They have no phone to call anyone, so they decide to walk to the nearest city, several miles away.…
A blonde, a fat brunette, and a skinny redhead find a magic mirror. If you lie to the mirror you die. The redhead says, “I look fat,” and dies. The brunette says, ” I look skinny,” and dies. The blonde…
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice. She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier…
How can you tell when a brunette is actually a blonde who dyes her hair? When she trips over the cordless phone. 00
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them. 00
How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her. 00
So I asked a blonde, “Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?” She said, “The Sun, because I can look up and see it. 00
Brunette: “Where were you born?” Blonde: “The United States.” Brunette: “Which part?” Blonde: “My whole body.” 00