Latestjokes

Latestjokes

May I take your order

May I take your order?” the blonde waitress asked. “Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?” “Nothing special sir,” she replied, “we just tell them straight out that theyre going to die. +10

There are three blondes

There are three blondes who are on a road trip. As they are driving through the desert, their car breaks down. They have no phone to call anyone, so they decide to walk to the nearest city, several miles away.…

magic mirror

A blonde, a fat brunette, and a skinny redhead find a magic mirror. If you lie to the mirror you die. The redhead says, “I look fat,” and dies. The brunette says, ” I look skinny,” and dies. The blonde…

Two bored casino dealers

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice. She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier…