Latestjokes

Latestjokes

A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished. +10

If you text ‘I love you’ to a person and the person writes back an emoji — no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back. +10

Marriage is like vitamins: we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements. +10

What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday. +20

You don’t marry someone you can live with – you marry the person who you cannot live without. +10