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    latest funny status in english for whatsapp & fb I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode. Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! That’s why I’m always calm and silent… Fact: Phone on silent mode – 10 Missed call… Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!! A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it. It may look like I’m deep in thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food to eat later. Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my whatsapp status…. At least mosquito’s are attracted to…