Tagged: english jokes

We need someone for this Job

Employer : We need someone for this Job, who is Responsible. Applicant : Sir, your search ends here, in my previous job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I am Responsible…  

yesterday when i was on bus 

Son: mom, yesterday when i was on bus with dad, dad told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Good, you have done right thing. Son: but mom I was sitting on dad’s...

whenever i beat you

Father to son: whenever i beat you, you don’t get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet. seat with your toothbrush

Before Marriage

Before Marriage – – – Boyfriend: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. Girlfriend: Do you want me to leave? Boyfriend: NO! Don’t even think about it. Girlfriend: Do you love me? Boyfriend:...

Life is very short

Life is very short and we must find a reason to smile. Anything which makes you smile from inner heart is really worth for you. Some short jokes are really capable of doing the...

compromise with your wife

Man: How did you compromise with your wife? Husband: She came to me on her feet. Man: and what she said? Husband: i was down to bad and she said come out, i will...