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Boy complains – Top 10 jokes of the world
Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing! Father: Really, what? Boy: That the potato should go in the front.
My old aunts – Top 10 jokes
My old aunts would come and tease me at weddings, “Well Sarah? Do you think you’ll be next?” – We’ve settled this quickly once I’ve started doing the same to them at funerals.
bad mom- Top 10 jokes of the world
A mother asks her son: “Anton, do you think I’m a bad mom?” – Son: “My name is Paul.”
see yourself – Top 10 jokes
Job interviewer: “And where would you see yourself in five years’ time Mr. Jeffries?” – Mr. Jeffries: “Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening.
enjoyed the peanuts- Top jokes of the world
An old grandma brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day. First the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them he asked: “Please granny, don’t bring me peanuts anymore. Have them yourself.”. The granny answers: “You know, I don’t
have teeth anymore. I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them.”
an affair – Top 10 jokes
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.” Patient: “OK.” Dentist: “I’ve been having an affair with your wife for a while now.”
baseball – Top jokes
A woman comes home late in the night and goes quietly in the bedroom. To her surprise, she sees male and female feet peeking out from under the blanket. Shocked and raging, she gets her baseball bat and beats and beats until all movement stops. After
that she goes into the living room and sees her husband laying on the sofa. He turns to her half asleep: “Oh, you’re home, darling. I’m afraid we have to sleep here tonight, My parents came for a surprise visit.”
giant marshmallow – Top 10 jokes
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
diarrhea – Top 10 jokes of the world
What is dangerous? – Sneezing while having diarrhea!
puzzled – Top 10 jokes of the world
An eskimo brings his friend to his home for a visit. When they arrive, his friend asks, puzzled – “So where’s your igloo?” – The friend replies “Oh no, I must’ve left the iron on…”