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  • a Chinese girl joke

    I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!” Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.

  • example of Coincidence

    Teacher:Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?
    Sunny:Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.
    Teacher: How old is ur father.
    Sunny:As old as I am.
    Teacher:How is it possible?
    Sunny:He became father only after I was born.

  • time-traveling joke

    I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it

  • facial hair

    I used to hate facial hair…but then it grew on me

  • wondering why the ball

    I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

  • thief hire

    Why did the thief hire a maid to plan his vacation? He wanted a clean getaway.

  • an extra pair

    Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?” “In case they get a hole in one

  • bring May flowers

    If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?” “Pilgrims

  • tried to take a photo

    I tried to take a photo of a wheat field. It turned out grainy.

  • whats your number

    Boy: Girl, whats your number?
    Girl: I have a boyfriend
    Boy: I have a math test
    Girl: What?
    Boy: Aren’t we talking about things we cheat on?

  • more letters

    What has more letters than the alphabet?” “The post office!

  • Italian mother

    An Italian mother says, “If you don’t eat all the food on this plate, I’ll kill you.” A Jewish mother says, “If you don’t eat all the food on this plate, I’ll kill myself.”

  • call a Caucasian

    Q: What do you call a Caucasian person who swims across the border into Mexico?
    A: A white back.

  • Long fairy tales

    Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.

  • grow up

    Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems

  • sex with a Chinese woman

    I had sex with a Chinese woman last night. It was great, but an hour later I was STILL horny!

  • job I can really

    Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.

  • Kleenex dance

    How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!

  • Malaysian plane

    Q: Why was the Malaysian plane lost?
    A: Because an Asian was driving it!

  • seafood diet

    I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it

  • cups avoid the city

    Why do coffee cups avoid the city? They’re afraid to get mugged.

  • be a doctor

    I want to be a doctor, but I don’t have enough patience.

  • standing on a cliff

    A group of Cro-Magnons are standing on a cliff, looking a group of Neanderthals and say,”How many Neanderthals does it take to light a fire?” The answer is none they don’t have it yet.

  • a big plus

    What’s the best thing about Switzerland?” “I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus

  • lecture on Sun

    Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
    Raju:No mam! I will not be able to attend it.
    Teacher :Why?
    Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!