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- I sinned with an 18 year old girl November 16, 2018
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.”
The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.”
Man: “And that frees me from my sin?”
Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.”[Total: 2 Average: 5][Total: 2 Average: 5]
- How was school today November 16, 2018
Mother: “How was school today, Patrick?”
Patrick: “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”
Mother: “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”
Patrick: “What school?”[Total: 3 Average: 5][Total: 3 Average: 5]
- dog used to chase people November 16, 2018
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away[Total: 1 Average: 5][Total: 1 Average: 5]
- a farmer near a field November 16, 2018
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”[Total: 3 Average: 5][Total: 3 Average: 5]
- a terminal illness November 16, 2018
Doctor: “I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.”
Patient: “What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!”
Doctor: “Nine.”[Total: 1 Average: 5][Total: 1 Average: 5]
- kangaroo jump higher November 16, 2018
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.[Total: 2 Average: 5][Total: 2 Average: 5]
- Why are taking two tickets November 7, 2018
Bus conductor: Why are taking two tickets?
Passenger: Because if i lose one that second ticket will save me.
Conductor: what if you lose both?
Passenger: Listen, I am not a fool. I already have my Pass with me.!!![Total: 1 Average: 5][Total: 1 Average: 5]
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