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I’m selling my talking parrot. Why? Because yesterday, the bastard tried to sell me.
Q: What do politicians and diapers have in common? – A: Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
“You are so kind, funny and beautiful.” “Oh come on. You just want to get me to bed.” “And smart, too!”
Guest at a restaurant: “I refuse to eat this roastbeef. Please call the manager! “ Waiter: “That’s no use. He won’t eat it either.”
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the teabag out of the vodka bottle.
A police officer stops a car. Officer: “Your driver’s license please.” Driver: “I’m really sorry, I forgot.” Officer: “At home?” Driver: “No, to do it.”
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?” One of them...
Patient: Doctor help me please, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this intense stinging in my eye. – Doctor: I suggest you remove the spoon before drinking.