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  • a great new drug November 16, 2018

    Doctor: “I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.”

    Patient: “Great, how often do I have to take it?”

    Doctor: “Every two hours.”

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  • Sleep with an open window November 16, 2018

    Sleep with an open window tonight!

    1400 mosquitos like that. 420 mosquitos commented on it. 210 mosquitos shared this.

    One mosquito invited for the event. 2800 mosquitos will be attending the event.

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  • I would like to use November 16, 2018

    Mr. Smith: “Doctor, you remember this strengthening solution you prescribed me yesterday?”

    Doctor: “Yes, what’s the matter?”

    Mr. Smith: “I would like to use it but I can’t open the bottle!”

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  • I’m just so nervous November 16, 2018

    Patient: Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation.

    Doctor: Don’t worry. Mine too.

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  • He keeps holding her hand November 16, 2018

    A wife complains to her husband: “Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can’t you do the same?”

    The husband: “Are you mad? I barely know that woman!”

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  • कसरत करनी भी जरूरी November 18, 2018

    डॉक्टर: “शराब पीते हो तो कसरत करनी भी जरूरी है.”

    रोगी: “ठेके तक तो पैदल ही जाता हूँ.”

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  • दवा ने कमाल कर दिया November 19, 2018

    डॉक्टर – मैंने तुम्हें बिल्कुल ठीक कर दिया

    आदमी – हां आपकी दवा ने कमाल कर दिया

    डॉक्टर – मुझे कुछ तो इनाम दो

    आदमी – बाबू जी
    मैं तो गरीब आदमी हूँ

    कब्र खोदता हूँ
    कहिये तो आपकी फ्री में खोद दूँगा

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  • संता ने बंता को हिंदी SMS – Santa Banta Jokes February 26, 2019

    संता ने बंता को हिंदी SMS भेजा

    भेजने वाला महान,
    पढ़ने वाला गधा.
    बंता गुस्से में वापिस sms भेजता है:
    भेजने वाला गधा,
    पढ़ने वाला महान!!

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  • Patni ka birthday November 14, 2018

    हरीश: तुम्हारी आंख क्यों सूजी हुई है ?

    पप्पू: कल मैं अपनी पत्नी के जन्मदिन पर केक लाया था।

    हरीश: लेकिन इसका आंख सूजने से क्या संबंध है?

    पप्पू: मेरी पत्नी का नाम तपस्या है लेकिन केक वाले बेवकूफ दुकानदार ने लिख दिया “हैप्पी बर्थडे समस्या”!

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  • पांच मिनट का समय December 13, 2018

    पति-पत्नी के जगडे में पत्नी कुछ बढ-चढकर बोल गई | पति ने अपना अधिकार जताते हुए कहा – मैं कहता हूं , अपने शब्द वापस ले लो |

    पत्नी बोली – नहीं लेती |

    पति ने फिर गुस्से में कहा – आखिरी बार कहता हूं अपने शब्द वापस ले लो , मैं तुम्हें पांच मिनट का समय देता हूं |

    पत्नी ने शांत भाव से पूछा – और अगर पांच मिनट के अंदर अपने शब्द वापस न लिए तो ?

    पति ने कहा- अच्छा , तो तुम्हें कितना समय चाहिए

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