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  • I refuse to eat this roastbeef November 16, 2018

    Guest at a restaurant: “I refuse to eat this roastbeef. Please call the manager! “

    Waiter: “That’s no use. He won’t eat it either.”

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  • I get this intense November 16, 2018

    Patient: Doctor help me please, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this intense stinging in my eye.

    Doctor: I suggest you remove the spoon before drinking.

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  • making Russian tea November 16, 2018

    I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the teabag out of the vodka bottle.

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  • My wife suffers November 16, 2018

    “My wife suffers from a drinking problem.”

    “Oh is she an alcoholic?”

    “No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers.”

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  • a great new drug November 16, 2018

    Doctor: “I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.”

    Patient: “Great, how often do I have to take it?”

    Doctor: “Every two hours.”

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  • 1 rs ka patrol November 14, 2018

    ‪संता ( पेट्रॉल पंप पर ) : अरे भाई , जरा एक रुपए का पेट्रॉल डाल दो।

    सेल्समैन : भाई , इतना पेट्रॉल डलवाकर जाना कहां है ?

    संता : अरे यार, कहीं नहीं जाना हम तो ऐसे ही पैसे उड़ाते रहते हैं..!!

     

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  • शराब की दुकानें बन्द December 14, 2018

    महिलाओं ने शराब की दुकानें बन्द करा दी है…!
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    अब वक्त आ गया है कि पुरुषों को भी ब्यूटीपार्लर बन्द करा देने चाहिए, ताकि औरतों का असली चेहरा सामने आ सके…!
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    -भड़का हुआ एक शराबी

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  • पप्पू गुस्से में – doctor mareez jokes May 30, 2019

    पप्पू गुस्से में डॉक्टर के पास गया,

    पप्पू – मेरे ऊपर वाले दाँत में कीड़ा था,
    तुमने नीचे वाला क्यों निकाल दिया,

    डॉक्टर- वो मैंने जानबूझकर निकाला,

    पप्पू गुस्से में- क्यों?

    डॉक्टर आँखे दिखाकर बोला-
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    भाई वो कीड़ा नीचे वाले दाँत पर खड़ा होकर
    ऊपर वाले को काटता था,

    अब कहाँ खड़ा होगा साला

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  • Harry prays to God November 16, 2018

    Harry prays to God: Dear Lord, please make me win the lottery.

    The next day Harry begs the Lord again: Please make it so I win the lottery, Lord!

    The next day, Harry again prays: Please, please, dear Lord, make me win the lottery!

    Suddenly he hears a voice from above: Harry, would you kindly go and buy a lottery ticket.

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  • मैं 2 वाक्य दूंगा January 11, 2019

    टीचर : मैं 2 वाक्य दूंगा आपको उसमें अंतर बताना है
    1. उसने बर्तन धोये
    2. उसे बर्तन धोने पड़े
    संजू : पहले वाक्य में कर्ता अविवाहित है और दुसरे वाक्य में कर्ता विवाहित है। टीचर अभी तक बेहोश है।😂 😃 😃 😂

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